Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Suck It, Chowds!

I'm not going to pretend that I pay a lot of attention to the NHL, but any time a bunch of Massholes get their hearts ripped out on national t.v., we as a people are better for it.
I've been to Vancouver. It's clean and quiet for a large city. It is surrounded by tree covered mountains and lapidary waterways. The men are polite and somewhat stoic. The women are demur but can down a beer or clear a bong with the best of them.
I've been to Boston, too. It smells like pee.

14 comments:

Pierre LePud said...

Game one it's lights oot with 18 seconds left, now they're down 0-2 on an overtime fart tanking. No getting around it, it's looking four and oot. Head-in-the-oven time for Boston fan, eh.

buckyor said...

As someone unfortunate to have first hand experience with both Boston and LA fans, I can say with certainty that they are equivalent in the douchebag rankings. Not identical, but rather mirror images of each other.

And oh yeah, Go Bruins.

The Hatriot said...

For those unfamiliar with failed mid-card jobber speak, allow me to translate Bucky's post:
"WAAAAAAAAAH! MY PUSSY HURTS!"
Being an unfunny buffet-line fan is no way to go through life, kids.

Bain said...

Now James Arness dies and not a peep, let alone a shout.

Who wins in the alley fight, Matt Dillon or Gunny Highway?

buckyor said...

Hatriot,

Does your throat still hurt too?

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Bain said...

You two better quit fighting or you'll wake up you-know-who. You heard him, he doesn't want us hanging out here anymore, like it's the Ralston or something. If not for the fact that he's probably locked in a room somewhere with a Pineapple Pear Doncha, a Carl's Jr triple guacamayonaise burger, and a freshly downloaded Songs of Dawson's Creek, he would likely be shutting his place down as I type!

My word is slycle, Greek for "glass-bottomed boat."

The Hatriot said...

Hey Bucky,
Don't think that everyone hasn't noticed that you laid out week and waited until the series was tied up before you came in with your ankle-biting. Chickenshit much?

buckyor said...

I'm pretty sure the four other people who read this don't give a fuck.

Meantime, why not get some tips from Chief to improve your game?

Bain said...

Four people are reading this?

Damn. I knew this place would go big eventually.

buckyor said...

Well, I said 4 *other* people. Making 6 total.

We're ready to take on the World Wide Leader.

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