Tuesday, February 08, 2011

Alright, I do have something to say

I am not sure if I was more disappointed in the Black Eyed Peas halftime performance or with the way Fergie looks in person. Exotic is one way to describe it. Not attractive would be another way.

CM Punk said it best when he noted that it was good to see Axl Rose and Slash put away their differences and come together in the Super Bowl halftime show.

Speaking of bad face lifts, Jerry Jones has to be pissed about the way the Cowboys Super Bowl came off. Not only did his Cowboys flame out this season, this Super Bowl was an unmitigated disaster. No other way to explain it.

Actually, Nick Bakay really nailed him here.

The practice facility collapsed and ruined lives. Now huge chunks of ice slide off the new crib's roof and people are hospitalized. Then the fire marshal ruins the day for paying customers who flew a long way to get there … time for Jerry Jones to stop shopping for free agents and hire some new engineers.

And thanks again to Jake Ryan for filling in with the post below. Please enjoy that.


Anonymous said...

On her best day, that pig has looked like a poor man's Carmen Electra. On Sunday, she looked like a poor man's Fergie.

DAWUSS said...

Whenever I see the name "Fergie" I think Alex Ferguson.

My word verification is "yacto" which is what those displaced fans exclaimed when they were getting tickets to next year's Super Bowl on the NFL's dime.

The Hatriot said...

I knew the Superbowl was over when Rohiphnolburger went into the huddle halfway through the fourth quarter and said "Fellows, it's too rough to feed you."

BTW, nice job shaving the beard before post-game to create conflicting witness reports.

Diane said...

Who told Fergie it'd be really sexy to have her awkwardly grind on Slash?

Gorden said...

Hatriot, searchers all say they'da made Whitefish Bay if they'd put fifteen more miles behind 'er.

The Hatriot said...

BTW, Cowboy Honk? You were disappointed by the Black Eyed Peas' performance? Turn off the Jill Sobule and put down your Malibu and Diet Coke. You have heard their music before, right? It's not like Jerry Jones' shoved Dick Cheney's anti-matter cardio-vascular drive into Ian Curtis and reunited Joy Division for halftime.

@Gorden: And all that remains are the faces and names of the club hostesses and Hooters waitresses and name-witheld daughters.

BTW, my verification word is "rearjtt" which in a post about Fergie is reason enough to start popping amoxicillin.

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I have to admit that Fergie isn't the same when the band started. She needs to do something to get back to the old Fergie.