Monday, November 01, 2010

Epic Fail

I'm not sure why Fox felt obligated to keep showing us the American Presidency's answer to Banjo Kid from Deliverance last night. It was an important reminder, however, that no amount of Saudi Oil money can scrub away the stench of failure that permeates everything Bush. I have no doubt that one day historians while figure out that it was Prescott Bush's business arrangements with Hitler that ultimately doomed the German war machine. So powerful is the Bush mojo that even its refracted force was enough to doom the Plowboys. I haven't seen a group of Texans quit that fast since Appomattox. Which brings up a good point. Maybe it is time to let Texas secede. They aren't very good at baseball or football. Perhaps they could form a new country where screwing up the environment and executing the retarded are the national pastime.

3 comments:

Diane said...

Amen.

R.J. said...

I thought this was going to be about Cowgirl's shakedown of Brett Favre but I'm on board with this. Let them go so my federal tax dollars stop subsidizing them.

buckyor said...

Where can I sign such a petition?