Thursday, October 14, 2010

But football in the groin, had a football in the groin

4 comments:

Bain said...

Lots of story lines up there in the Idiot Dome this weekend. First you've got the Crocsturbator nursing a bout of whacking-induced tendonitis just in time for ugly old Randy Moss to come cowering back to town. Adding to the fun is a weekend visit from Tony Romo, who's still so busy with the hand mirror and Jergen's that Jessica gave him he doesn't see the cane poking out from stage left, hovering ever-closer to his turkey neck.

All this needs is a Lance Rentzel cameo and we've got the recipe for the great, lost Arrested Development episode.

OMG. My word today? "rentsily."

The Hatriot said...

Let's not forget that the Ol' Junktexter's injury concerns have nothing to do with his wanting to remain the center of attention while changing the subject away from his abuse of ones and zeros. So stop saying that. This guy's Q score has gone down faster than a fundi preacher at a teenage boys' bible retreat. My verification word is "rexperey" who, I believe, was not the non-hot-chick half of Haysi Fantazee.

Bokolis said...

Thanks for this. My boss loves Favre almost as much as Madden does. I burn his ass about Favre every chance I get. These last 2+ years, I've been fired more times than Jetson.

The boss, as an otherwise decent man, is deeply disturbed by the shenanigans and, not really knowing Cowgirl and what a dishrag she is, is bracing himself for a Tiger-like barrage of broads to come out of the woodwork. Not to worry I said; with what Favre is holding, not likely.

Fletch said...

Watching this just never seems to get old. Loved the Madden 96 callback. Ahhh, memories...