Ah, what can you say about Ben Roethlisberger that hasn't already been screamed out by some coed being ridden in the bathroom of a college bar like some stole beach cruiser in Isla Vista?
America got some shocking news about Roethlisberger this weekend: The Steelers quarterback certainly likes his girlie drinks.
A police investigation of Roethlisberger's offseason home also had a shocking find: Cases and case of Tequila Rose and a lamination machine used to make fake IDs.
I don't want to say that Roethlisberger makes poor choices, but Axl Rose thinks you're a (expletive) up.
I don't want to say that Roethlisberger has a problem with booze, but Billy Joel and David Hasselhoff thinks that he needs to chill the f out.
And seriously, not to belabor the point, but Roethlisberger was drinking 'O bombs' which is so fruity, even Steve in Houston finds that a little queer. Elton John even thinks that he needs to butch up his drinks.
Not that I would ever condone what Roethlisberger allegedly did, but I wish he would have gone out swinging with some Jagerbombs. We've all done weird (expletive) on Jagerbombs. Seriously bro, those girlie drinks make your face all puffy.
ALL JOKES aside, I honestly feel bad for Roethlisberger, not because this young lady may or may not have been setting him up. Instead because of all of the great decisions that Roethlisberger has made in his career to win two Super Bowls, he is a complete dip (expletive) when it comes to his life off the field.
Coming inches of losing your life in a motorcycle crash should have been an awakening experience. As was being set up by that former Harrah's employee in Lake Tahoe.
Roethlisberger needs to start hanging out with adults, and not partying with 20 year olds in college towns. This is what happens when you grow up a spoiled athlete in a world where nobody tells you "no."
In short, grow up Ben.
CONGRATULATIONS TO Sandra Bullock for winning the Academy Award for best actress. Sunset Beach represent! Needless to say that she will never have to pay for another drink at Taco Surf again.
MY BOY Nick in Kent may have summed up free agency weekend the best when he said that his Bears have won March Madness for the second consecutive year. Pass rusher Julius Peppers can be dominating when he wants to be. Chester Taylor does not have a lot of wear and tear, but the Metrodome seems to age your career by an extra three years. Although that might not be as prevalent now that the team has the synthetic turf.
What is weird is that teams such as the Redskins and Raiders have behaved in this uncapped year. Very surprising.
The Chiefs keep trying to land running backs. But come on, let Jamaal Charles do the running.
Jets CB Antonio Cromartie will never leave San Diego. Well, at least his children will not.
And why the face, Cardinals? Some franchises cannot seem to handle winning very well. At least they did not throw a ton of money at Jake Delhomme. Well, at least not yet. But lets be real about the Cardinals' defense. The unit did give up like 800 points in its last six quarters.
AND FINALLY ...
The Hatriot nailed this one. Actually, The Hatriot and Bain did a lot of heavy lifting over the weekend proving that some of the best stuff on the site is done in the comments section. But in case you missed it, here is a genius take on Ric Flair's domestic violence issues.
What? Nothing all week on the domestic disturbance call at Ric Flair's house? Apparently, Ric and the Missus were both drunk and going at it. The cops show up and Ric's bleeding from his forehead. The cops arrest... wait for it...
Come on now! How many of you, while drunk and brawling with the old lady, would have the presence of mind to blade yourself when you hear cops knocking on the door? Well played, Nature Boy. WOOOOOOO!