Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Thanks a lot Mac!

Former MLB slugger Mark McGwire admitted what we all knew, that he used steroids during his infamous home run chase. There has not been a drug admission this underwhelming since Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx admitted that he used heroin. Yes, we all anxiously await Slash's admission that Guns-n-Roses used drugs during the 1980s.

And really, Mac. You want to recover from injury. Was that injuries caused by steroid abuse maybe?

Jose Canseco said that he injected you with steroids during your Oakland A's days. And I believe him. Because he has told the truth, while you have lied for more than 10 years.

But you know what that means? There is a new Last and Ten.

5 comments:

Diane said...

No one told Mac that there's no crying in baseball.

Pierre LePud said...

As a Canadian impr├ęsario (English: impresario), it is truly bewildering to watch you hosers obsess over steroid use. If steroids were shown to make men's fists bigger, the NHL would dispense from gumball machines in the locker rooms.

My word is "Blecti," who's been playing some rock solid defense for the Kamloops Blazers, eh.

kid vegas said...

Nice Last and 10, but how would Tom Brady know what sex with Giselle is like? I think that was one of your infamous type-o's and you meant to write Papelbon...

Bokolis said...

as opposed to coffee enigma...new Starbucks flavor?

THN said...

I need something beyond spell-check called idiot check.