Former MLB slugger Mark McGwire admitted what we all knew, that he used steroids during his infamous home run chase. There has not been a drug admission this underwhelming since Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx admitted that he used heroin. Yes, we all anxiously await Slash's admission that Guns-n-Roses used drugs during the 1980s.
And really, Mac. You want to recover from injury. Was that injuries caused by steroid abuse maybe?
Jose Canseco said that he injected you with steroids during your Oakland A's days. And I believe him. Because he has told the truth, while you have lied for more than 10 years.
But you know what that means? There is a new Last and Ten.