Tuesday, June 23, 2009

A Lesson on How to Deal With T.O.

Polish supermodel Joanna Krupa finally did something that Jeff Garcia, Donovan McNabb and Tony Romo didn’t have the balls to do – tell T.O. that he sucked as a teammate. To his face.

“Un(expletive)believable” was one of the phrases uttered when Terrell Owens was making like Leon Lett on a cargo net, which nearly eliminated his team. (And you can bet that the producers were pissed that Owens is already out of the competition.) Owens and Krupa were teammates in the eight-team Superstars competition.

“I don’t want a teammate like that, who calls himself an athlete. What does he get a $1 million for?” Krupa asked.

When Owens tried to console Krupa, she told him to shut up. And really, if you lost to David Charvet in an athletic competition. But to the former Baywatch star’s credit, he was actually beating Owens before he got caught in the cargo net.

Krupa refused to talk after her team was eliminated (by Dan Cortez of all people, creating an 80s-shot of double trouble), saying she was going to be a “primmadonna” like her teammate who had earlier refused to talk after losing a kayak competition. (Really, why do you have to put the brothers in the water?)

But what does that say about our current NFL quarterbacks when it takes a supermodel to finally put T.O. in his place? Hopefully Bills QB Trent Edwards was paying attention.

This however, looks like my new favorite show. I like that team of Brandi Chastain and Juilo Iglesias Jr. looks like the team to beat so far. Though Jeff Kent looked pleased that he wasn't the biggest d-bag around for a change.

And yeah, we'd put some video up (it's making the rounds), but you know how we've done recently with the video.

Ah hell, this video will likely last for about 10 minutes.

14 comments:

Kordell said...

You got any nekkid pictures of Joanna?

Want some?

THN said...

Yeah, hit us with them.

The Hatriot said...

Damn. The quality of our fake Kordells has really gone downhill. I blame the economy. It used to be we could count on Kordell to at least post something along the lines of "Ewwwww... snail trails... Guh-ross! tee hee!"

Diane said...

Another broad I can support as Weak Ender girl.

The Honorable Mark Sanford said...

I'd hike that trail.

Robster said...

About time someone had the cajones to put T.O. in his place. Doubt Edwards or anyone else with the Toronto NFL Argonauts will do it.

JD said...

No comment on the awesomeness of West Coast college baseball in 2009, Adam?

(For the record, I hate both Texas and LSU, and was hoping like hell that Rosenblatt would spontaneously combust in the top of the 5th.

THN said...

Any coincidence that on the day that the U.S. defeated Spain in soccer, one of the greatest upsets in college baseball occurred?

JD said...

What was the upset? It couldn't be LSU over Texas.

It was that no west coast team made it, right?

Jeff Garcia said...

I haven't seen anything that gay since T.O.'s imitation of Ray Lewis' pre-game dance

THN said...

Somebody from the SEC winning the CWS is a huge upset. Might be the biggest ever. But if I'm correct, Baton Rouge is west of the Mississippi River?

JD said...

West of the Mississippi...yeah, Baton Rouge IS west of the Mississippi. But I think it'd be more fair to say Texas west as the argument. There's a LOT more land west of the Mississipp than there is east.

(BTW, the last team east of the Mississip to win the CWS...2001 Miami)

Fletch said...

Yea, I submit Joanna as a permanent, or at least much more frequent Weak Ender girl. She's the tops.

KJ said...

Glad the video was still up! TO looked awful and I know why Joanna was upset. Michael Jackson is proof that with enough talent people will almost forget (or forgive) crazy. TO hasn't been talented enough the last few years. Don't get me wrong he is good, but not awesome. He needs to get off the TV and get in the gym.