Tuesday, June 30, 2009

JaMarcus Russell: Fat Load

JaMarcus Russell was starting to feel the heat this year when the Raiders brought in Jeff Garcia, and seemingly any available quarterback out there. In fact, Al Davis told his scouting staff to bring in that Shane Falco chap he enjoyed watching so much.

Message received.

Russell then decided to act like he wanted to keep his job. He told everybody to work hard. He told all of his teammates that they were going to get together for extra work, outside of OTA.

Russell looked like the model of commitment. Until he skipped the final day of voluntary minicamp.

And we know just how voluntary those workouts are. Kind of like when the boss drops those Girl Scout cookies forum on his desk. Or asks if you wouldn't mind coming in for a few hours on the weekends.

Russell always seemed more enamored with being a celebrity and being a pro football quarterback. Not so much on the working. Well, he won't have to worry about the later much longer. Russell is going to be watching Raiders games from the sidelines because Garcia is going to get that job.


Robster said...

I'm looking forward to Garcia taking away JMarr's job. Dude does not know what it takes to be an NFL quarterback, and the sad part is he didn't learn any of this from hanging out with Andrew Walter on the bench.

The Hatriot said...

"Girl Scout cookies forum" is Roman Polanski's favorite part of the whole magazine!

Diane said...

Nice coat. Where is Peta when we need them?