Thursday, May 21, 2009

Eli: Please Quit Talking

Now, I'm not sure if you've seen the Mark Sanchez cover shoot for GQ. To help out our dear friend, Diane, here's the link. Hopefully everybody will remember this when he becomes a huge flop. Or follows the lead of another New York quarterback by riding a hot defense to a Super Bowl title.

And speaking of that jackass, Eli Messiah couldn't help himself when talking about Sanchez (from Newsday).

"It’s not really my part to go up and talk to him and give him a lot of advice, “Do this, don’t do that,'" Manning said. "He’s got to be himself and figure out the things he needs to do. There’s nothing wrong with being on a magazine or doing those types of things. I wouldn’t take off my shirt but that’s what he’s got to do."


Eli won't take his shirt off, but he's cool with posing in a cape.

Honestly Eli, you are in absolutely no position to tell anybody what to do at all. We've all seen the "lick-off" you had with the Williams brothers. So don't start getting on some other player because he's taking advantage of his new celebrity.

And hell, at least he's going to play for the team that drafted him, you frigging ingrate.

7 comments:

Robbie said...

Elisha is jealous. Sanchez looks like David Hasselhoff did before he started talking to cheeseburgers drunk.

Diane said...

Yowza.
Please let there never, ever be any photos of Eli with his shirt off. And thanks for the link. Why do I fear you're buttering me up for Brenda Warner being this week's weakender gal?

Gaylord said...

Agreed Eli is the greatest, and he really should do another GQ shoot, you know whats always in style... Super Bowl Rings!!!!

NFL Jennifer said...

Why does the cover of this mag make Eli look like Zack from Saved by the Bell? Just saying.

Anonymous said...

Jen,

Oh gawd, you are right. so does that mean Sanchez's photo shooot makes him look like Slater?

Just sayin

THN said...

Wow, you are right.

Kordell said...

I'd hit it.