Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Sade de la Tarde: Boston has Fatties



Three out of four paramedic, EMT and firefighter recruits in the Boston area are overweight, a troubling trend that shows the obesity epidemic is weighing down even young rookies, according to a new study out today.

They must be doing some women's outreach.

But why should the obese women in Boston only be limited to Celtic's cheerleader tryouts?

  • Gary Sheffield will star in a new movie, Mr. 500.
  • Could Cutler be heading to the 49ers? This report says so. But then you realize that there is no Denver Examiner. Nice try, though.
  • Matt Bush is finally out of baseball. Now can pursue a life similar to Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused. Or is he more like the Ben Affleck character?
  • Please tell me that this is another bad April Fool's joke. This can't be serious. Here's one for you ... Penn Live, your newspaper is going to be out of business in a year. April Fool's! Oh wait, that's for real.

1 comment:

R.J. said...

Matt "Bleeping" Bush is out of baseball? Cool. Just in time for me to go to jury duty.