Friday, February 13, 2009

The Weak Ender

That plane kind of beats the old school Shamu plane, right? But can you imagine somebody flying in that plane, calling their friends and say, "Hey, check it out, I'm flying in Bar Refaeli's boob!" There is likely fist fights trying to get that seat.

The most egregious such placement might have been the whole Toni Braxton tower at the Flamingo in Las Vegas.

Hey, where are you staying?

Yeah, I'm in Toni Braxton's crotch. And for some reason I smell bread.

Still, this trend is pretty cool. But how come women's groups have protested this yet? Mothers for years have complained that they had to hide the SI Swimsuit Edition from their hormone-ravaged sons. Now they can't drive them past the airports? But on further inspection, can people even complain about the Swimsuit Edition with all of the available porn on the net? (Or that's what they say.)

Call me old school, but I still prefer the magazines. And not just it's a lot easier to take into the can compared to a laptop. Those machines can get warm. And seriously, you're never going to get a plane in their either.

AND FINALLY
Hey, it's a three-day weekend, get your work done and get out of there. Don't hang out reading THN.

The NBA All-Star game is this week. That means Mr. Goodell will be quietly weeping at home wondering why the Pro Bowl can't be as big of an event. Here's a couple of answers. The NBA Finals haven't been played. People are burned out by the Super Bowl. The NBA is more about individual stars, though with fantasy football being so popular, that could be argued. Oh, and you can't gamble on the Pro Bowl. At least not accurately. Even then, the NBA All-Star game still blows.

9 comments:

Bud Grant said...

Kid, how many angels can dance on your head?

Oh cripes. That dope on third just split his fives...

Diane said...

C'mon now. I think you're confusing "Mothers" with "Women's Groups" unless you think most of us have signed on for Phyllis Schlafly's Eagle Forum.

Latest Shlafly quote: Barack Obama is "an elitist who worked with words."

Reader Matt P. said...

Bar's spread is nothing compared to NFL Adam's spread in this month's PB.

R.J. said...

Be careful with those Toni Braxton rooms. You can get the norovirus from staying in them now.

WCT said...

Did you just write an entire Weak Ender about women's pictures painted on things and reading porn mags on the can vs. laptop internet porn?

I'd like those five minutes of my life back please.

Thank god pitchers & catchers report today...

THN said...

But Bud Grant has returned! You have to like that.

DAWUSS said...

But the Winnipeg Blue Bombers suck.

Go Riders!

Fletch said...

The NFL needs to ditch the Pro Bowl altogether and just feature a series of skills competitions. Those are 10x more exciting, anyway. Did you ever see Sapp dominate the lineman's challenge or whatever it was called. And people say linemen aren't athletes...

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