Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Hot Chicks Marry D-Bags

Yes, this is first hand knowledge, too. Funny.

But people are bent out of shape today that Adriana Lima is going to marry some Eurotrash NBA star. Mr. Titan Rugby calls this the most unforgivable unfairness since Arthur Miller and Marilyn Monroe. Which of course, created quite a chuckle from me. Though some of you would probably think about Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts. And if you did, why don't you go read Zach's site instead. That's probably what he would come up with.

If it makes you guys feel any worse, her husband is likely going to cheat on her. That's the way these Euros work. But don't worry, you can make fun of her when she's washed up and appearing on The Surreal Life 12. But this is the way the world works.

5 comments:

R.J. said...

Don't despair, my friend. Megan Fox and her collagen injected lips called off her engagement with Brian Austin Green over the weekend. That sounds like a fair tradeoff to me.

Diane said...

Maybe it's the pose, but otherwise, she has a wicked case of saddlebags

DAWUSS said...

Was Kordell unavailable?

THN said...

Kordell is too into Facebook now, I believe.

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