Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Eli Smacks Romo

Eli Messiah gets a ton of grief on this site -- and for good reason. For starters, he's a huge d-bag. And second, his dad is a huge d-bag, too. Gomer, huge d-bag. And we don't know Cooper, but you get the drill. Plus you know Jim Sorgi's mom probably doesn't like the guy, either. But Eli got a good shot in at Tony Romo when he was pressed on whether little brother would travel to San Diego to watch Gomer lose to the Chargers.

"No, no, no plans," Messiah said. As an afterthought, Messiah added: "My plans to Cabo fell through, so I am going to sit here."

Nice job, Eli. That was a great quip. But then he added:

"That is a joke, by the way."

Yeah, uh, Eli ... just because you look like you're special, doesn't mean that the rest of us are. Come on man, you didn't need to add that. We got it. We wanted to laugh. Now you just showed that even with a great line, you are still a tool.


R.J. said...

If all goes well, then the whole Manning clan can go to Cabo next weekend. Go Bolts!

Donal said...

Sorry, guys. this year, its a Manningbowl. AKA The Battle for Archie's Love.

THN said...

Please, the NFL will fold.

Kyle said...

If the NFL can survive the XFL, it can survive anything.

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