Plaxico Burress will not be going to jail. Not unless you count jail as playing for the Oakland Raiders. But he won't be tried in a court of law. He will find a way to get away with it all.
He's already "lawyered up" as they say on CSI, hiring Benjamin Brafman. The same guy who got off Puff Daddy and Michael Jackson. Though, that might be an unfortunate phrase when talking about Jackson.
Still, he's not going to spend a day in jail and his fancy lawyer has a new list of excuses for his client. That's right, it's a new Last and Ten.