Recently, the Giants offensive linemen got to him and boy, did they get him good. Well, they are probably tired of carrying his butt.
As Abby Manning found out the hard way back in October, the men who make up the NFL’s most dominant blocking unit are as relentless in their pursuit of laughs as they are in pushing around defenses. For all of the time they spend protecting their quarterback on game day, the Giants linemen weren't above amusing themselves by abusing his better half.
"It was family day at the facility, where guys have their wives and kids come out to visit, and we got ahold of Eli's phone and sent a couple of texts," Giants guard Rich Seubert explained. “We said, ‘Please come. It would really mean a lot to me.’ So she showed up, which was a total surprise to Eli. She had some stuff to do and didn’t really want to be there, so needless to say she wasn’t thrilled."
Oh, burn. That's hilarious. They made his wife show up at the practice facility and she was, like, really busy and stuff. Notify us when one of the linemen pranks Eli by sleeping with his wife and puts the footage on YouTube. Or even texting pictures of their junk to her. That would be a prank. This was kind of sad. Like Michael Strahan trying to be funny, sad.
And to think, I gave you jerks props yesterday.