Monday, October 13, 2008

Romo Out With Broken Finger

This is why you don't feed Jessica Simpson with your throwing hand. Stuff like this happens. Instead of paying body guards to keep Pacman Jones out of jail, how about hiring a couple of guys to make sure their quarterback is well guarded? Instead, you have a bunch of injured players.

There seems to be a lot of gripping coming from the Cowboys because Brad Johnson figures to be a huge distraction for the team. The collection of stiffs that liter the Cowboys roster likely won't know how to deal with a quarterback who has actually won a Super Bowl. The bling from the ring might blind Terrell Owens as he is trying to drop another pass. Hell, these guys might not be able to wrap their heads around the fact that their current quarterback has actually won a playoff game.

Only this collection of losers could see gaining a former Super Bowl champion, while losing a, well, loser, would see this as a bad thing.

1 comment:

Phil Collins said...

I want me fucking hat back!