Monday, October 13, 2008

The Messiah Returns

The Eli Messiah we all know and hate returned to the NFL. After nearly a year of looking like a credible NFL quarterback, the old Eli returned. Throwing interceptions, getting run over by defensive backs. And pretty much, just being the sniveling twerp that we all grew to despise. Hopefully this is the start of something special for the Messiah, where he goes from Super Bowl champion, back to his rightful spot as the worst starting quarterback in the National Football League.

So buck up all of you NFL teams using backup quarterbacks because life could be worse. You could have Eli as your starter.

7 comments:

R.J. said...

Or JaMarcus Russell.

Anonymous said...

I hate Eli as much as the average person, but the worst starting QB in the NFL? The majority of starting QBs are worse than Eli. You are a fucking west coast retard, you might as well give up on the Chargers and go and watch your Angels in post season. Oh wait...

Sun Devil said...

Only a matter of years until he ends up in Oakland

Kyle said...

Eli boned my fantasy team. I should have started Kyle Orton. Jeebus, my QBs are Eli Manning and Kyle Orton...

Bain said...

You are a fucking west coast retard

But at least he's getting some.

Kyle said...

My money's on this Anonymous bumping some Hoobastank

Diane said...

I was in New Orleans this past weekend. Oddly enough, the number one jersey for Raider fans able to cross state lines is Bo Jackson's.