The Eli Messiah we all know and hate returned to the NFL. After nearly a year of looking like a credible NFL quarterback, the old Eli returned. Throwing interceptions, getting run over by defensive backs. And pretty much, just being the sniveling twerp that we all grew to despise. Hopefully this is the start of something special for the Messiah, where he goes from Super Bowl champion, back to his rightful spot as the worst starting quarterback in the National Football League.
So buck up all of you NFL teams using backup quarterbacks because life could be worse. You could have Eli as your starter.