Monday, October 20, 2008

LJ the Next OJ ... And Not in the Good Way

Larry Johnson was suspended by the Chiefs on Sunday and is under league investigation for assaulting a woman. So he celebrated this by going out and spitting in a woman's face. He then told the woman that he wanted to kill her boyfriend. Relax, LJ, it's just a pair of sunglasses, and she only let him drive your car a few times. Oh wait, wrong murdering running back. Johnson hasn't quite stepped up his game to murder.


This is the fourth time in five years that LJ has been accused of hitting a woman.Hard to believe a guy who played for Joe Paterno would treat women like (expletive) right? Further, why couldn't this guy have played for the St. Louis FC, where his disrespect for women could have come in handy.

The league and the team need to pull this a-hole out of the league and get his butt into counseling. This guy is already showing the signs and it's only a matter of time before Will Shields is leading a slow-speed chase while LJ is in the back of a Bronco with a gun to his head.

Only LJ, you aren't a movie star. A jury is going to have no problem giving you life in prison, or worse, the death penalty after you go nuts.

Seriously, why isn't there more outrage about this?


Bokolis said...

I take it THN hasn't yet hit a're missing out.

Actually- hold on, let me stop giggling, I crack myself up sometimes- regardless of what they say to the world, deep down, in those dark places, some birds- some- like getting lumped up and- hold on again- even more like being overpowered.

But, you have to do it just right, so you can't do it in front of people or do $h!t like rubber stamp "pwned" on her forehead (only because it's geeky, it should already be implied).

But, aside from surfacing LJ's insecurity issues, spitting in a bird's face is just totally-uncalled-for-there's-no-place-for-that hate. The part about killing the boyfriend...that's his latent homosexuality.

Papilon said...

Bokolis, what you in for?

Clay Aiken said...

I bet I've slept with more women than bokolis.

Raider Travis, #63876549, Lompoc said...

I hear guys sayin' they don't rough up their women, but they're just tryin' to impress the Parole Board, man.

Bokolis said...

Are we counting surprise sex?

R.J. said...

I'm surprised LJ hits women since that hand gesture he makes in the end zone after one of his touchdowns looks a lot like a *****.

Tips said...

This was predicted here:

Bain said...

Hater, is there any way to embed "Date Rape" by Sublime so it will play along with this comment thread?

Diane said...

That's the way it had to be.
They locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.


nfl picks said...

LJ's an idiot... just like Vick and pacman jones. they deserve harsher punishments than just a game suspension, especially when they make the kind of money they do.