Monday, June 09, 2008

T.O. Misses Drug Test

Terrell Owens missed a random drug test which originally put the enigmatic receiver in the "probable cause" list to be tested at nearly any time. That matter, however, has been resolved.

And the NFL made the right decision here. Mainly because anytime T.O. ever does drugs, he takes way too many of them and he calls the cops anyway. Besides, if people out there actually believe that Owens continues to look the way he does without the help of performance-enhancing drugs, then really, why bother even testing him. His six pack has a six pack, and he's in his 30s. That happens like, all the time. Totally believable.

4 comments:

Diane said...

Thanks for posting a photo for the ladies to enjoy.

Bain said...

Adam was not listening to ABBA when he posted that. And he was not drinking sour apple Pucker.

The Hatriot said...

Was it Gilligan's Island night at the Boom Boom Room?

Blonde said...

Blonde loves TO