Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Dude, Where's My Car?

Pity Chris Henry. The dude was in court during jury selection of his assault trial, and his SUV was being repossessed. That seems a little extreme, no? Isn't this double jeopardy or something? This comes on the heels of vandals destroying his former home. You know, the one that he had forclosed.

And now, he can't make any money because he's allowed to play football. Seriously, what has the guy done to deserve this, other than speeding, smoking weed, concealing weapons, raped a girl (allegedly), giving alcohol to minors, failing a drug test, beating up a 16-year old, beating up a valet and throwing a beer bottle at some people?

At least he isn't consorting with Al Qaeda in Las Vegas.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's with the Rodman photo?

Fletch said...

Somewhere, Lawrence Phillips is jealous of all the good press Henry's getting.

R.J. said...

I was thinking the same thing. He's probably thinking pulling a woman down a flight of stairs by her hair is too tame for today's standards.