AUSTIN — Former Chicago Bears running back Cedric Benson has been ordered to install an ignition lock breathalyzer in his car.
Benson will have to take a breathalyzer test every time he gets behind the wheel of his car. Otherwise the thing won't start. One question though, how do I get one of those things for my phone? Imagine how much easier your life would be if you were able to attach a breathalyzer lock to prevent drunk dialing? Or even -- and this probably is more important to me -- prevent drunk texting.
You could probably even get on attached to your computer, too. But if that was the case, THN would never get published.