Thursday, May 22, 2008

This Is Just Mean

The Hater Nation has poked fun at Lebron Patrick in the past because, well, it's just really really fun. But we would never go out of our way to jinx her and openly root for her to lose by putting her on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

That's a real jerk move.

But at some point, do you think she would ever ask herself, "Maybe I shouldn't do these kind of things until I actually win an Indy race or something?"

And maybe she will do that this weekend, but still. This whole thing smacks of the WWF pushs of Rocky Miavia that made the public turn against him.

And maybe that's the anwer we are seeking.

Maybe Patrick needs to do a heel turn here at Indy and grasp a new image. Running over a dude in the pits was a pretty good start. But maybe she needs to go the Tony Stewart route. That would be a whole lot more refreshing than the "Will she do it" routine we are fed every year, like it's a very special episode of Saved by the Bell.

Assist: Cali Tejano.

12 comments:

Diane said...

She’s fifth in the IndyCar standings behind only Castroneves, Dixon, Wheldon and Kanaan. Sure, she never won on Dancing with the Stars, but that’s not too shabby.* And Jason Taylor was robbed.

*Defending Danica Patrick excuses any woman from voting for Hillary Clinton. See, the Feminist Handbook, Section 7.3

Robster said...

I hope she does well, but if she doesn't win then I hope Helio Castroneves does. And for sentimental reasons I want Davey Hamilton and Buddy Lazier to do well.

As for Danica pulling a Tony Stewart, she's already done that. Ask Dan Wheldon. :)

NFL Adam said...

She's fifth, but there are only like what, eight drivers?

NFL Adam said...

Plus, I was so pro-Anika when she played in the PGA, I can be down on Kevin Patrick.

RAIDER NATION said...

THE RAIDERS WILL RISE IN 08 YOU HOMOS!!! GO RAIIIIIIIDEEERRRRRRSSSSSS

Diane said...

You do get big points for being pro-Annika. Plus, no one likes to be on the same side of an issue as Vijay Singh.

NFL Adam said...

I almost hate using my Cleveland hybrid and wedges because of him.

Anonymous said...

The comparison of Danica to The Rock was one of the best things that I have ever read.

Kaiser said...

Heres something for you guys who think shes hot. Pilots and racecar drivers are more likely to develop hemmhroids than anyone else in any other profession. just thought i'd let you know that.

Bain said...

Pilots and racecar drivers are more likely to develop hemmhroids than anyone else in any other profession.

Even worse, they call them "speed bumps."

Come on, now. That was teed pretty high...

Fletch said...

Any post with a Saved by the Bell reference is alright in my book. Just wait until you see what Max has up his sleeve for Danica.

Anonymous said...

All Danica is a dude with long hair. It's amazing what Sports Illustrated does with airbrushing pictures.