A Yankees fan – not Leonard Little, a hillbilly from New Hampshire actually – ran her car into a group of Red Sox fans who stood outside of a bar taunting her. The woman struck one Boston fan, who later died of head wounds.
The question on everybody’s mind is obviously this –- why would you want to ruin their car by hitting a Red Sox fan? Although it finally brings some truth to this old joke:
What’s the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead Red Sox fan on the road?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
What, too soon?