The Hater Nation: Chargers girls tryouts

Monday, April 14, 2008

Chargers girls tryouts

Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come for Chargers Girls tryouts. And once again SignOnSanDiego.com was there to capture the action for you horndogs. Seriously, what routines are the young ladies working on? And do we even care?

Our pal Stephanie over at FanHouse was an honorary judge at the Houston Texans tryouts, and lamented her tough position because the hottest girls are not necessarily the best dancers.

Let’s solve this mystery for Stephanie, when in doubt go for the hot chick. Nobody cares what their dance moves are like.

Speaking of which, check out this photo from the Chargers Girls tryouts:

No. 217 had better be a damn good dancer. But at least we now know what happens to former UCR dancers. How fitting, she is trying out for the squad at the Jenny Craig Pavilion. She must have got her dates mixed up. The Curves convention is next week.

Labels: hold me closer tiny dancer or not so tiny if you are 217

# posted by THN @ 9:47 PM

Comments:

You have done well. But I am suspending the Chargers for allowing No. 217 to tryout. That is more damaging than anything Pacman ever did.

# posted by

Mr. Goodell : 10:59 PM

The girl in black in the first picture is one of the hottest chicks I've ever seen from the back. But I know the moment she turns around that she will be one of the biggest buttafaces ever.

# posted by

Duncan : 10:39 AM

Duncan...

I think the girl in the black in the first picture is #217
you got the butter right

# posted by

Anonymous : 10:46 AM

The girl in the first picture is wearing a bikini top. The chubby is rocking a t-shirt stretched oh so tightly across her ample midsection.

# posted by

Duncan : 11:59 AM

what exactly does this have to do with anything?

.............

yeaaah.

pointless.

# posted by

Joe : 1:40 PM

Joe, you just summed up this whole blog.

# posted by

NFL Adam : 2:18 PM

This post may be more pointless than usual. Seriously, all that lead in for a fat girl joke?

Dude . . .

# posted by

Diane : 2:49 PM

They can't all be gems, I guess.

# posted by

NFL Adam : 3:01 PM

It's not a fat chick joke. It's a Tiny Tim joke.

# posted by

Bain : 6:59 PM

I'll wait for the NFL Network special. I have to have something to laugh at after the San Diego Padres of East Village in the Gaslamp Quarter get eliminated from the playoffs in July.

# posted by

Cali Tejano : 8:31 PM

BTW, this post was linked to the Yahoo! Sports Blog. It wasn't worthless!

# posted by

NFL Adam : 11:25 PM

I don't think we had dancers at UCR. And if we did, nobody cared.

# posted by

Seitz : 10:42 AM

Ask the Hatriot about the UCR dance team. He made a trip out there once.

# posted by

NFL Adam : 11:56 AM

Don't lie Adam, you've done worse than #217

# posted by

WCT : 6:32 PM

Haven't we all?

# posted by

Liberace : 7:24 PM


Plaxico Burress excuses.
10.	Always carries a gun to help him snare Eli's floating "ducks."
9.	Spent too many hours playing Grand Theft Auto.
8.	Thought it was a costume party and he was going as Sean Taylor.
7.	Thought he was going to find the real killers at the club.
6.	Didn't know what was in the bag when Puff Daddy said, "Hey, hold this."
5.	It wasn't him, it was the Vice President.
4.	Michael Vick's prison team needed a receiver.
3.	It wasn't a gun. It was Jason Giambi shooting me up with steroids.
2.	Vic Mackey from The Shield looks pretty cool with a gun.
1.	Stabbing people is what running backs and middle linebackers do.

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