Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Caption Contest

There are photos circling the internets regarding an annual USC fundraiser where a bunch of Song Girls strip down to bikinis and participate in an inner-tube race. Of course, that is how the track team affords tuition at Cal State Fullerton.

The photos of the event can be found at BeatSC and With Lethur, but this one stood out as interesting. Part of it screams fake like the Kobe Bryant jumping over the car video, but the reaction of the crowd makes it seem legit. (Click the photo for the larger view.) So how about we go for a caption?




Here is a start: USC sacrifices another Song Girl in exchange for another Rose Bowl victory.

That blew, you guys can hopefully do better.

18 comments:

DAWUSS said...

WETLOOK!

Anonymous said...

The real USC is on the east coast, moron. They play in the SEC, the toughest conference in college football.

GMoney said...

The Nestea Iced Tea Plunge is sooooo mid-90's.

Kaiser said...

The NHL finds out the hard way that The LA Kings are the wrong team to host this years outdoor "Winter Classic" game.

Donal said...

Apparently, Matt Leinart is running the off season practices.

Anonymous said...

Why can't Roger Goodell be the chancellor of this university? She deserves to be suspended.

NFL Adam said...

Is the University of South Carolina good in anything? Do they have one signature sport they compete at? The only thing of note about the whole school is that they have tried to steal USC's identity like some computer hacker and its hats say "Cocks."

Mr. Goodell said...

When did USC become a member of the NFL. Not that I would know since I'm only the fucking commissioner.

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

And THN's transformation into Maxim magazine is complete.

Glen Campbell said...

Too bad nobody had a match!

NFL Adam said...

Sorry Tommy Tuck, but this site isn't as funny as Maxim. (But we changed the subhead on the top, so you can be forgiven.)

Anonymous said...

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/2413526413_554e6e3fb8.jpg


Genuine.

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

Well at least THN puts a joke in every OTHER sentence instead of every sentence like Maxim. There is only so much funny that one can take. Please Bring Back the "Autumn Wind is a Hater" Subhead. I still hold to the memmories of when this was an Raider hating/Angels/Bish Bashing/NFL blog.

NFL Adam said...

Great photo, anon. But where is the photo of that young lady getting out of the pool?

The Autumn Wind is still a Hater, but we're just having fun now.

DAWUSS said...

I'd take a video over a photo

NFL Adam said...

Nice thinking, Los.

Anonymous said...

Hey Adam, are you the shirtless guy?

Lil' Hater said...

That guy isn't fat enough.