Thursday, April 24, 2008

Boston Fans Are Cool

Many of you were worried that the Boston fans would lose their edge after experiencing so much on-field success. Worry no longer. Turns out the Red Sox fans are the same racist jerks you have come to know and hate.

Torii Hunter told the Riverside Press Enterprise that he hears racial taunts from Boston fans.

"My first five or six (years), I was 'That N-word,'" said Hunter, now in his ninth season. "Some people would chant that out, some people would throw beer or whatever ... batteries."

Gary Matthews Jr. also isn’t a huge fan.

"It's one of the few places you hear racial comments every once in a while … I don't know if it's part of the culture out there or the fact that it's really a college city, kind of.”

Boston as a college town? Nope, they are just your basic, fun-loving racists. There is a reason why one of Boston’s most beloved sports figures – Bill Russell – still has a bad relationship with the city. People give the South a bad time for being racist, but they have nothing on Boston. Racism is a part of their culture. Hell, they probably sell Clan sheets with Red Sox logos on them. (Of course, they come in pink for the ladies.)

Although, Hunter says that he hears the racial stuff less now that he’s had some success in his career. So in Boston, you are only an (n-bomb) if you hit below .300.

Oh, and for the record, the singing of “Sweet Caroline” is super lame. You are no longer allowed to speak about the Rally Monkey.

23 comments:

Yiddish Steel said...

Yep. Racial epitaphs are a part of a place with those wholesome Blue State Values. I wonder how Boston allowed for Obama's puppet master of prose, Deval Patrick to get elected Governor.

Beth said...

a few drunken idiots in the bleachers mean that all of us in the whole city are racists who walk around in Clan (sic) sheets? didn't realize you could understand that much about the beliefs of an entire city based on one ballplayer's comments.

NFL Adam said...

Yes, you totally can.

Diane said...

I'm listening to the Sox/Angels game on MLB.com, (Angels lead 6-3), and can hear "Sweet Caroline" being sung even as I type this.

That's their rally song? And for the record, I like the rally monkey.

Anonymous said...

racial sympathizers are the same in soccer, especially europe where racism is rampant (throwing bananas on the field, monkey-sound chants, etc.)

"just cause most of us are racist doesn't mean all of us are!"

Bain said...

I was at a Red Sox game once where they lynched a black, crippled kid.

Anonymous said...

This has nothing to do with football. Mr. Goodell will be pissed.

Templeton Peck said...

The rally monkey is about as cool as "THUNDER STIX" . . .get it? They are sticks of thunder!!!!!!

PS: "Sweet Caroline" and "Sweet Carolina" are both very gay

NFL Adam said...

Suck it, Boston. Angels take two of three. Bring on the thunder!

Bain said...

Yeah, suck it, ass tards.

Seitz said...

Said it before and I'll say it again. There is no lower form of life than a Red Sox fan at a game on the road. Apparently they're big time cocksuckers at home games, too.

Cali Tejano said...

Throwing bananas on the pitch? Dressing up as a black British driver's "family"? That must be Spain.

The Bruins should sign that dickhead Sean Avery in the offseason. He hates French-Canadians, blacks and flips off photographers. He'd be a perfect fit in that zoo.

The Hatriot said...

Hey Yiddish Squeal,
Why don't you go back to looking for Saddam's WMDs or telling us what a great job Bush's tax cuts for the rich are doing with the economy? Enjoy watching Obama whup Grammpy McSame's ass like a rented mule in November.

LOOK OUT LARRY! IT'S THE RECRUITING SEARGENT!

Just kidding. You can change your chonies now.

For everybody else, here's one of Yiddish Chickenhawk's heroes in action:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/04/23/politics/main4036356.shtml

As for the Red Sox, there must be some reason they were the last team in the bigs to sign a Black player. Oh that's right, it's because Boston a racist shithole. I am surprise they lost two of three at home, though. If the franchise's long history teaches us anything, it's that they are the Champions of April.

Conrad Hussein Bain said...

It's too bad this place doesn't have any hockey coverage or you could have thumped Boston again this week after Montreal fart-tanked the Bruins.

Of course, your Mighty Sucks also fell so fast they might have to change their name to the Anaheim Dennis Miller's Career.

NFL Adam said...

This is LA Kings country.

NFL Adam said...

In other words, we will never prop up the Canadians, no matter who they beat.

Diane said...

Freakin' McSorley

Conrad Hussein Bain said...

I didn't even know the LA Steve Guttenberg's Career was even in the NHL anymore.

Yiddish Steel said...

Yes, Hattie... We're all aware of your fascination with the white sheets and the brown shirts.

http://www.davidstuff.com/usa/lincoln/bush-byrd.jpg

You may resume your play date with your Hoppity Horse now.

Tim Horton said...

If you don't know who I am, you have no business with a hockey team.

Now bring me a freaking donut, you hoser.

Lil Hater said...

Bruins, Ducks, Kings ... what are you guys talking about? Hockey players are still on strike, right?

Seriously, they haven't started playing again, have they? What channel are the games being televised on, the WNBA Network?

NFL Adam said...

Freakin' McSorley



That was way worse than what he did to Donald Brashear.

Don Cherry said...

Even Tim Horton taps hotter women than NFL players.