Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Merriman's Car Stolen

Shawne Merriman's $187,000 Mercedes was stolen and torched recently, leaving police baffled.

That figures. When you need an off-duty police officer to follow you home, shoot you in the leg and ruin your NFL career, the cops are right there.

But when some Raiders fan steals your ride and treats it like a UC Santa Barbara student treats a couch, you can't find a cop.

Police estimate the value of the car at around $150,000, but the trunk evidentially had $37,000 worth of tainted supplements. Just kidding. The police do have a suspect in mind, and are asking San Diego residents if they have seen this person.

Hat tip: FanHouse


Cali Tejano said...

I didn't do it. Or the Mercedes.

Jack Gonzo, MD said...

It couldn't have been Raider fan, they would have made sure Lights Out was in the Mercedes when it was ignited.

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

Ok, so Merriman has already told the story of how two of his houses burnt to the ground when he was growing up. His home in SD was almost burnt in the fires last fall and now his Merceded gets "torched?" I'll say it a 100 times, Merriman is a pyro! Flames don't follow people like that. Unless of course you are Kordell Stewart.

NFL Adam said...

Good points, all!