Shawne Merriman's $187,000 Mercedes was stolen and torched recently, leaving police baffled.
That figures. When you need an off-duty police officer to follow you home, shoot you in the leg and ruin your NFL career, the cops are right there.
But when some Raiders fan steals your ride and treats it like a UC Santa Barbara student treats a couch, you can't find a cop.
Police estimate the value of the car at around $150,000, but the trunk evidentially had $37,000 worth of tainted supplements. Just kidding. The police do have a suspect in mind, and are asking San Diego residents if they have seen this person.
Hat tip: FanHouse