Or should that be Jabba the Quarterback?
There are reports that Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell is pushing close to 300 pounds this offseason. The Raiders, of course, are denying this. And hey, we have no reason to distrust the Raiders organization. They are always upfront and honest.
Although their coach isn't sure if he is even going to be employed next season, but that's just details.
And if Russell has gained 300 pounds, so what? Maybe he just wants to join fellow Raiders fans like Gina Cruz in their Commitment to Excess.