Monday, March 10, 2008

JaMarcus The Hut

Or should that be Jabba the Quarterback?

There are reports that Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell is pushing close to 300 pounds this offseason. The Raiders, of course, are denying this. And hey, we have no reason to distrust the Raiders organization. They are always upfront and honest.

Although their coach isn't sure if he is even going to be employed next season, but that's just details.

And if Russell has gained 300 pounds, so what? Maybe he just wants to join fellow Raiders fans like Gina Cruz in their Commitment to Excess.

13 comments:

Diane said...

I like the cinder block wall decor Gina has opted for in her casa. Painting it white adds a subtle tough of class.

And yes, I am crossing padded pants off my spring wardrobe shopping list.

Jack Gonzo, MD said...

I didn't know he was working out with Dmitri Young and Mo Vaughn this offseason.

DAWUSS said...

How much does Jared Lorenzen weigh again?



While lifting weights the other day, JaMarcus Russell wanted to order some food, but because of the strain on his body because of the weights he was lifting, "I want some French Fries" came out as "ajrgikf" - my word verification.

Eliot Spitzer said...

I'd hit it. But only if I had to pay.

Larry Craig (R-Boys' Town) said...

That's the problem with you Democrats, Spitzer. No sense of adventure.

David Vitter (R-Family Values) said...

I'd hit it, too. But only if she made me pay AND let me wear a diaper.

Jeff Gannon (R-Boy Toy) said...

I'd hit it, but only if SHE paid. And had a penis.

Mark Foley (R-NAMBLA) said...

I'd hit it, too. But only if she was 10 years younger. And had a penis.

Ted Haggard (R-Self Hating) said...

I might hit it. But only if she accepted Je-HAY-susssss as her Lord and Savior. And she had a penis

Geraldine Ferraro said...

If she were white she wouldn't be getting hit on.

Edizzle said...

Not ONLY would I hit it, I'd hit it RAWDOG! Now what, beeyotches?

nostra said...

I don't know she is a little too skinny for my tastes.


citijm was my verification word, that is the same thing that TBO muttered as he drove off with the midget's wife in his minivan.

Bob Allen (R-Blumpkin) said...

I'd hit that, but only in a public restroom. And only if she made me pay $20. And only if she was Black.

Oh yeah... And only if she had a penis.