You know it takes mad skill to post a camera phone pic to the web while you're drinking a sloe gin fizz, listening to "Upstairs At Eric's" and drawing hearts around Romo's picture in the media guide...
So do you have sideline passes, or did you snap this as your were being escorted out of the stadium?
I always envisioned phatty as mor e of listening to Ready For The World's, Let me Love you Down as he gazes longingly into a picture of Tom Brady, while sipping on a Fuzzy Navel with some pink umbrella in it.
In more important news, Suzy Kolber is off Monday Night Football.Joe Namath is going to have to find someone else to kiss on the sidelines.
Damn. That is a bad ass view. I see that you found the best part of this game.
The sad part is that he didn't select the seat so he could ogle the girls. The cheerleaders were performing a routine to "Two Of Hearts" by Stacey Q, and he wanted to get closer so he could hear it. The pic is fuzzy because he spilled his Vodka Mudshake on his phone.
So get this, my soul was walking down to the river Styx this morning and I had a great joke for when Charon showed up. Instead of giving him an obolus, I was going to hand him a whole drachma. Then when he gave me that WTF stare, I would say... "We're gonna need a bigger boat!"But when I got to the riverbank I found Charon, ferryman of the river Styx, floating face-down, just a few feet from his ferry. And hey, why is there a giant white arch on the other side of the river?
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