There is a new CR in charge of the St. Louis FC, Chip Rosenbloom who told the St. Louis Post that he plans on keeping the football team. Rosenbloom called the St. Louis FC a "family business," much like the Bada Bing was a family business for Tony Saprano. Too bad nobody thought to ask Chip's half-brother, Steve, what he thought of the family business seeing that Georgia ran him out of there.
Chip says that he wants to honor his mother's legacy by returning the St. Louis FC to greatness. If he really wanted to honor her, Chip would find a way to fleece St. Louis of more millions, bankrupting the city before fleeing for a big-money deal in Las Vegas. Sin City, not Los Angeles, would be a fitting tribute to both his parents as his dad was a notorious gambler and his mother was as notorious showgirl.
And hey, maybe they can build a new stadium out in the mob's old graveyard as one last fitting tribute to the way his mother ended his father's life. Interestingly enough, Chip was the last person to see Carroll alive before his mother sent in her hitmen to take care of his old man. How Chip has survived this long without therapy is a mystery.
You might ask yourself what Lisa Guerrero has to do with any of this, well she was once an LA Rams cheerleader. And let's just say that you don't want to dig too far into a Google search with key words, "Ram" and "cheerleader."
Alright, you have probably already seen this, Sara Silverman's confession to having an affair with a movie star.
But in case you missed it, here is Jimmy Kimmel's rebuttal. Hilarious and you really have to admire the star-power behind this.