Lindsay Lohan is paying homage to Marilyn Monroe by recreating her last nude photo shoot. You mean Lohan’s alcohol and drug abuse was not an homage to Ms. Monroe?
You really have to admire the brass pair exhibited by Lohan’s publicity team. Your star client has been traveling down the road of destruction faster than Princess Di fleeing the paparazzi and this is the idea that you come up with? This is like some Saturday Night Live skit (if that show was still on the air).
Why not have Lohan go all the way, bang the Bush brothers and then have her hang out with Peter Lawford’s kid? Congratulations to all of you who took Lohan in your celebrity death pools.