Monday, February 18, 2008

Lohan Poses Nude

Lindsay Lohan is paying homage to Marilyn Monroe by recreating her last nude photo shoot. You mean Lohan’s alcohol and drug abuse was not an homage to Ms. Monroe?

You really have to admire the brass pair exhibited by Lohan’s publicity team. Your star client has been traveling down the road of destruction faster than Princess Di fleeing the paparazzi and this is the idea that you come up with? This is like some Saturday Night Live skit (if that show was still on the air).

Why not have Lohan go all the way, bang the Bush brothers and then have her hang out with Peter Lawford’s kid? Congratulations to all of you who took Lohan in your celebrity death pools.

More photos.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this The Post Mortem?

Kordell said...

I buttered her muffin.

Anonymous said...

MY GOD... SHE LOOKS LIKE A HALF BREED FROM ALIEN NATION! THATS ALOT OF SPOTS! NOT SURE WHICH ONE TO AIM FOR....LOL!

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Diane said...

Who knew THN was a regular reader of Gossip Girls?

NFL Adam said...

Oh, I have it bookmarked.

Bain said...

That's nothing. I heard that Britney Spears is going to do a photo shoot recreating the last moments of Elvis Presley.

(Insert sound of a hundred Doritos-stained fingers Googling)

farley said...

I would rather see Britney's re-creation of the glass table splatters that Sly Stallone loves so much!

McLean Stevenson said...

Put me in for a thumbs down.

Anonymous said...

Lindsay is a terrible role model to children and young teens who idolize her. She's 21 years going on 40. If she keeps up with all the drinking and drugging, i'm sure she will be dead like Marilyn in no time. What's next, XXX porn seeing that her career is soon to be over. Her parents are useless and pathetic parents.