Tuesday, February 05, 2008
Aloha!
The updates are going to be a little spotty this week coming from Hawaii. But hopefully we can get in some quick updates here and there. The most startling observation from practice is how short it is. The NFC was on the field for like 10 minutes or something. The players seem really happy to be on the field, but wanted to get the hell out of there as soon as possible. In other words, it would be perfect for Allen Iverson.The most difficult thing to believe is that the Giants have one Pro Bowl guy. The Cowboys have like 50, the Browns (who didn't make the playoffs) have a bunch, and the Chargers had a lot of guys who didn't bother to show up. But you could almost sense that most of the guys were happy that the Giants won the Super Bowl. Well, except for Matt Light. He didn't seem to cool about it.
Comments:
I agree Eli was clearly snubbed, they should send home "The Rat" and ship out the greatest American hero since Rocky Balboa
# posted by 
: 7:09 PM
: 7:09 PM Gosh people... all them dar pro bowlers and little blue past all of them and grabbed the Super Bowl.
TONY ROMO SHOULD FEEL THE SHAME OF HIS SECOND PRO BOWL! HIS PLAYING ABILITY DID NOT GET HIM TO THIS GAME! IT WAS WHO HE WAS BANGING THAT GOT HIM THERE!
TOM BRADY IS A WHINY WHORE WHO'S ANKLE INJURY IS ONLY AROUND WHEN IT SUITS HIM TO HAVE IT!
T.O. WILL NEVER WIN A BOWL GAME!
TONY ROMO SHOULD FEEL THE SHAME OF HIS SECOND PRO BOWL! HIS PLAYING ABILITY DID NOT GET HIM TO THIS GAME! IT WAS WHO HE WAS BANGING THAT GOT HIM THERE!
TOM BRADY IS A WHINY WHORE WHO'S ANKLE INJURY IS ONLY AROUND WHEN IT SUITS HIM TO HAVE IT!
T.O. WILL NEVER WIN A BOWL GAME!
# posted by : 7:45 PM
: 7:45 PM 
AFTER THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME THE CHARGERS DIDNT SHOW UP. IS LT THERE?? MUST BE SITTIN ON THE SIDELINE WATCHING. again.....
FUCK THE CHARGERS.
P.S.- SOMEONE SAID THAT T.O. WOULD NEVER WIN A BOWL. WELL, I SAY LT NEVER WINS ONE EITHER. ESPECIALLY AFTER HIS NO-SHOW IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. LOSERS.
FUCK THE CHARGERS.
P.S.- SOMEONE SAID THAT T.O. WOULD NEVER WIN A BOWL. WELL, I SAY LT NEVER WINS ONE EITHER. ESPECIALLY AFTER HIS NO-SHOW IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME. LOSERS.
# posted by : 7:42 AM
: 7:42 AM Waitaminute... you're in Hawaii and you're posting to your blog?
What happened? Did airport security confiscate your Tequila Rose travel pack and Best Of The Gourds CD?
What happened? Did airport security confiscate your Tequila Rose travel pack and Best Of The Gourds CD?
# posted by : 8:04 AM
: 8:04 AM Wow... Dueling Cappy's... It's like sitting down to dinner in between Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin. Now if Gibberish Squeal would just add his batshit crazy freeper sample loop to the mix, we could just archive this thread and send it to the Smithsonian. Don't let the coastal elites keep you down with their "grammar" "coherence" or "use of punctuation besides exclamation points and redundant question marks" my brothers!
I digress. Bain, how dare you? You know full well that our friend The Honk only travels with a thermos full of Lemon Drop Martinis and the complete recorded works of The Roches on his I-Pod.
For those of you jocking the word verification stylee, watch and learn:
My word verification is "hvzycd", which I'm told, is how I requested "Lawyers Guns and Money" at my buddy's wedding reception.
I digress. Bain, how dare you? You know full well that our friend The Honk only travels with a thermos full of Lemon Drop Martinis and the complete recorded works of The Roches on his I-Pod.
For those of you jocking the word verification stylee, watch and learn:
My word verification is "hvzycd", which I'm told, is how I requested "Lawyers Guns and Money" at my buddy's wedding reception.
I always thought that phatty always had the Carpenters with heavy rotation on his Ipod, just in between The Village People and Depeche Mode.
That and carrying a sixer full of Raspberry Zima makes him a real man!
That and carrying a sixer full of Raspberry Zima makes him a real man!
# posted by : 9:29 PM
: 9:29 PM It's just sad to think that, while 12-year-old girls are outside ripping apart twenty-foot waves on their surfboards, a man from Newport Beach sits in his hotel room, tipping off another Apple Pucker and cueing up Tribute To Bronski Beat.
# posted by : 5:47 AM
: 5:47 AM You're being paid to cover the Pro Bowl, right? You're not in Hawaii on vacation and spending time watching the Pro Bowl practice?
It's Friday afternoon (1:30 PM to be exact) and I STILL haven't seen this week's THN TWE girl...
Granted, she's probably going to be a rehash of either Eagles cheerleaders, Kelly Monaco, Alyssa Milano, Georgia Frontiere, or Les Miles' wife, but I would hope it's someone new
Granted, she's probably going to be a rehash of either Eagles cheerleaders, Kelly Monaco, Alyssa Milano, Georgia Frontiere, or Les Miles' wife, but I would hope it's someone new
It's Friday afternoon (1:30 PM to be exact) and I STILL haven't seen this week's THN TWE girl...
Of course he's stopped posting. After reading our comments, he's huddled in the corner clutching his Bailey's Irish Cream Gift Pack and sobbing along to Wilson Phillips songs. Trust me, we know how this guy rolls.
Of course he's stopped posting. After reading our comments, he's huddled in the corner clutching his Bailey's Irish Cream Gift Pack and sobbing along to Wilson Phillips songs. Trust me, we know how this guy rolls.
# posted by : 10:02 AM
: 10:02 AM He might have been drowning his sorrows over a few cranberry cosmo's with Michael Strahan in a crowded "alternative" bar.
That is probably why he is too busy to post. That or him, Kordell, Jeff Garcia, and Strahan are all playing 'touch' football back in their hotel rooms.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
My verification word is jzglejrk, I bet Phatty is mumbling something like that under his hood.
Post a Comment Hide Comments That is probably why he is too busy to post. That or him, Kordell, Jeff Garcia, and Strahan are all playing 'touch' football back in their hotel rooms.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
My verification word is jzglejrk, I bet Phatty is mumbling something like that under his hood.
# posted by : 7:29 PM
: 7:29 PM The Hater Nation is a satirical site that is intended for entertainment purposes and goofing off on company time.
If something on this site makes you angry, you are probably taking this site a lot more seriously than the people who actually make it. Go outside. Take a walk. But if you need to vent you can go to the boards.
