Pol Pot and Hitler will be tag-teaming that female dog by the time that you read this. My only regret, is that I didn't get a chance to marry her, drown her in the ocean and move the St. Louis FC to Los Angeles as I had always planned. But for you Olympic swimmers, it is now safe to go back into the water.
Lil' Hater has a warning for the captain who ferries Georgia over the River Styx ... Be sure to watch your back.
Anybody up for some drinks at the Shore House in Seal Beach? (Look for the fat guy in the Dickerson jersey.)