Friday, January 18, 2008

Georgia Getting the Front-and-Rearie in Hell

Pol Pot and Hitler will be tag-teaming that female dog by the time that you read this. My only regret, is that I didn't get a chance to marry her, drown her in the ocean and move the St. Louis FC to Los Angeles as I had always planned. But for you Olympic swimmers, it is now safe to go back into the water.

Lil' Hater has a warning for the captain who ferries Georgia over the River Styx ... Be sure to watch your back.

Anybody up for some drinks at the Shore House in Seal Beach? (Look for the fat guy in the Dickerson jersey.)

21 comments:

DAWUSS said...

Man that was fast on the death jokes...

Robster said...

She's dead. Go celebrate.

Bain said...

Man that was fast on the death jokes...

NFL Adam had a briefcase with a special phone inside handcuffed to his wrist. He probably knew Forntandrearie was dead before she did.

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

I jumped on NFL.com and saw the banner and jumped right to this site. Way to jump on it, i see you didn't lose your nose for news while writing for those real estate newsletters. I expect more in depth coverage tommorow.

Seitz said...

I missed my flight today. I've had to wait for over five hours in various airports, and I'm still looking at a three hour flight back to Chicago, where it's about 3 degrees.

And this news has made this one of the best days of my life!

Peanut Gallery said...

However, John Shaw and Jay Zygmunt are still alive.

Diane said...

They better be shipping her back to her beloved St.Louis to be buried, otherwise grave desecration could be in my future

Anonymous said...

Georgia Frontiere - Rams owner, St. Louis native, philanthropist and murderer
is dead. The Rams website says she was being treated for breast cancer when
she died. She was vilified when she moved the Rams franchise twice - once to
Anaheim (becoming the first team to be the "Los Angeles - fill-in-the-blanks -
of Anaheim") and then again, in 1995, to her home town of St. Louis. When
Carrol Rosenbloom, an accomplished swimmer, drown mysteriously, many speculated
he'd been killed by, "The Murdering Showgirl."

So, given that, who are?

A convicted marijuana cultivator - the product of a oft-broken home
environment, taking a dump in jail?

A drunken Nazi goose-stepper and his comical underage butt-buddy, sodomizing a
former Lakers head coach?

Georgia Frontiere?

A pot-spree tiller, squatting in a cell from a numerous split.
A lock-knee swiller, slotting in Del with a humorous git.
A scot-free killer, rotting in Hell from a tumor-ous tit.

p.s. this is my first visit to this site, and I have a pretty good idea who NFL Adam is. Hey fat-ass, how you doing? TBO

Anonymous said...

Isn't it time for a new Last and 10?

buckyor said...

Jesus, is that mal? Holy cow.

I was in DC getting ready for dinner last night when the bug popped up on ESPNNews. My laptop was on the fritz, so I couldn't see if Adam or L'il Hater had heard the news yet- but obviously, I needn't have worried.

The Hatriot said...

This just in:
To honor the late Rams owner, all players in the NFC and AFC championship games will wear a helmet sticker featuring a patch of blue water with white bubbles rising to the surface in the shape of a dollar sign. Also, the stripper poles at Fritz's Too and California Girls will lowered to half-mast until further notice.

WCT said...

what does it say about me that I was out at a bar, saw news of her death flash across sportscenter, and immediately jumped on my blackberry to read this blog?

Also, you can make fun of the death of someone, but you refuse to use the word "bitch?"

The Hatriot said...

Almost forget...
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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NFL Adam said...

Bain isn't far from the truth. I can't tell you how many emails, voice mails and text messages I received. The first, of course, coming from Titan Tim.

And seriously, what are the odds this happened when Lil' Hater and I were hanging out? Unbelievable. Makes the birdie putts I missed yesterday fall into perspective.

And a TBO appearance? This is a special occasion.

farley said...

TBO???

The last we heard from him, he was stealing a midget's wife out from under the midget's nose and trying to bang some trailer park trash from the deep woods of Bama.

What's next, is the Juggy the Hut going to be posting about the brlliance of a 4th string recruit from the Big Red next?

For GOD'S SAKE, SKELLY SHUT IT DOWN!!!

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh, how nice. Well not even the ankle-biting mewlings of a dead-man-walking topo gigio FLF can take the shine off of this beautiful day of celebration for Georgia. We? Heh heh... as if you have any friends. buh-bye.

Sun Devil said...

Well done

Anonymous said...

When did the "Leave Brittany Alone" guy find this site? (Two up.) There are only two people in the world bummed that she's gone.

Georgia Frontier said...

Who smells sulfur?

The Hatriot said...

You know, I paid the bill at the coffee shop this morning entirely in singles. When the wife asked me why, I looked her in the eye and said, "Tribute to Frontandrearie!"

BTW, my verification word is "pesvpgg" which, coincidentaly, is the scientific abreviation for the strain of syphillis that was unique to Georgia.