Tony Dungy will return to coach the Colts for one more season, saying that he has enough passion to balance the three loves of his life: family, football, and gay bashing. Dungy still has that competitive fire burning in him, and realizes that he still has plenty of time to go before he devotes his life to making sure that homosexuals do not have the same civil rights as everybody else.
"There is plenty of time to clean up those filthy queers," is probably what Dungy meant to say.
Dungy's announcement on the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday seemed very fitting, as the good doctor is probably very pleased that people like Dungy are totally mangling his message. Dungy also relishes the chance to prove once and for all that he is one of the most overrated coaches in NFL history. Hell, he lost to Norv Turner in the playoffs. That might be enough to motivate anybody to come back.