Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Roddy White Hates Money

That is the only explanation as to why he would even bother to wear that shirt. (He also hates my fantasy team, but that's another story.) Because Roddy White is going to be fined a ton of money by the NFL. That is, if he isn't kidnapped late one night and never heard from again. White will probably wake up one morning with a pitbull's head next to him.

That's great that White and Joe Horn have Michael Vick's back, but where were these guys when the embattled quarterback really needed him? One of these guys should have stepped up and told Vick to shy away from the dog fighting. (Or at least go to the race-card and try to get out of this thing.) It is hard to believe that Vick's teammates were oblivious to the whole dog fighting thing and that -- at some level -- it didn't ring a bell that maybe this wasn't a good thing to do.

But Mike Vick instead goes to jail and all he got was that lousy T-shirt.

Yeah, I went there. BTW, when did Fuzzy Zoeller become the owner of the Falcons? No, you heard it right when Arthur Blank said that he hopes that Vick doesn't get fat on fried chicken. You can probably catch the video of that on Awful Announcing some time today.

But who was dumber ... Roddy White, Arthur Blank, or this moron?

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's just trying to promote the family. Mike Vick is a member of that family. Family belongs with family.

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

How about Alge Crumpler? Yeah its real hard on me, we are close, blah blah blah. If you two were so close then why didn't you tell him to stop. Oh! Maybe because you attended a few of those fights Alge.

Brian Griffin said...

I want a piece of them

flohtingPoint said...

How about Alge Crumpler? Yeah its real hard on me, we are close, blah blah blah. If you two were so close then why didn't you tell him to stop. Oh! Maybe because you attended a few of those fights Alge.

Yea, I saw that on Sportscenter this morning. Odd thing was, when I heard Alge talking about how close they were, all I could think of was all the upset tirades he would go into because of Vicks incompetence and inability to get him the ball. If I had a nickel for every time I saw Alge sit on the bench with crapface on after Vick did something dumb and caused a turnover or a punt, I'd have like $47.65.

Chris said...

No one ever said anything to Vick because they didn't want to seem "uncool." Peer pressure is one hell of a bitch.

nice work, gonna link this up on my blog.

Ray Carruth said...

The skinny Cracker is right, Vick didn't do it! I got your back, bro.

O.J. said...

Does anyone wanna' know where Vick messed up?

GMoney said...

"This moron" is dumber than Blank and White. Go back to Hazzard County, rube.

Diane said...

The moron has a point - since when is a detailed confession and piles of corroborating evidence enough to prove that someone "did it"?

tommy tuck rule said...

THN has makes a difference again! First the Bish resigns and now this: Bobby Petrino to resign as the Falcons Coach. Sure some will say it was the college coach's desire to return to college's purer confines or his unwillingness to be part of a losing franchise. But we know it was the scrunity of THN.

Tony Dungy said...

Roddy White is going to be fined a ton of money by the NFL.

It is easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle than for a rich NFLer to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Fletch said...

Why would anyone own Roddy White on their fantasy team?