Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Hell's Population Expected to Rise

St. Louis Football Team owner Georgia Frontandrearie is in an LA hospital with an undisclosed illness. Please join The Hater Nation in sending only bad thoughts to Georgia as she looks directly into the light.

Talk about your Christmas miracles.

The story, however, won't mention which LA hospital she is in, in fears that certain members of The Hater Nation would either pull the plug, or pull a Chief Bromden at the end of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Stay tuned to THN for details on this impending joyous occasion.

8 comments:

DAWUSS said...

One question: Is THN going to be in hell right next to Ms. Frontiere? Just curious...



I wonder what you people are going to do when she does happen to pass away...


- an ignorant observer

Diane said...

dawuss - we'll dance a jig

Anonymous said...

The Nuge and the Hatriot will come down from their concrete reinforced underground bunker and stop slaughtering elk and offering them up to their pagan gods, because their prayers have been answered.

The only fitting end for the 'showgirl' is either a forced drowning or for her to slowly burn up in an apartment fire where her lungs liquify from the heat before she dies.

Bain said...

One question: Is THN going to be in hell right next to Ms. Frontiere?

After the jokes at last year's Vegas party, Satan started building a special annex.

GMoney said...

The reason I come here is because the hate runs so deep that you openly root for an old woman/cunt to die. Fantastic.

Chris said...

that picture is sweet.

NFL Adam said...

We hate because we care.

Shane Rollins said...

The real question is how can you not hate the whore? Even having respect for that dust heap is like saying Art Modell is loved.