Your incessant shoving of the New York Giants down our throats was finally worthwhile as Eli Messiah showed his true Manning-colors with four interceptions, including three returned for a touchdown. The Messiah is only the third person since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970 to have three interceptions returned for a touchdown. Oh well, at least he is throwing touchdowns to somebody.
I propose that an investigation should be launched to make sure that Eli isn’t the crippled Manning brother. Look at that expression on his face. Either he was raised on a steady diet of paint chips, or he was playing football against his brothers without a helmet.