Sunday, November 25, 2007

Thank you, FOX

Your incessant shoving of the New York Giants down our throats was finally worthwhile as Eli Messiah showed his true Manning-colors with four interceptions, including three returned for a touchdown. The Messiah is only the third person since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970 to have three interceptions returned for a touchdown. Oh well, at least he is throwing touchdowns to somebody.

I propose that an investigation should be launched to make sure that Eli isn’t the crippled Manning brother. Look at that expression on his face. Either he was raised on a steady diet of paint chips, or he was playing football against his brothers without a helmet.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A 2% McNabb is better than Eli Manning

TJ Rubley said...

If my last name had been Manning, I'd be rich.

Can we just go ahead and gloss him "Eli Rubley"?