All Southern California residents are really excited about tonight's Monday Night's matchup, with the NY Giants and some other team. Because what SoCal residents want -- more than anything -- is a chance to see the Giants play on network TV.
Oh wait. Every game those a-hole Giants have played so far this year has been broadcast on the local stations, or ESPN. Evidently, of the five games we get every week, it's mandated somewhere that we have to look at Eli overthrow everyone and look retarded, Strahan to hit on the male cheerleaders, and for Shockey play with his hair in at least one of those games.
Christ, we even got the Giants-Jets game the other week. Even people in the Meadowlands didn't want to watch that one.
I mentioned this last year, when the Giants were stuffed down our throats nearly every week, but there's a very compelling reason people here live as far as possible from NY. We hate the place. So stop pretending like some mediocre, over-hyped team that won't get out of the first round of the playoffs again is an interesting story. They're not.
That last sentence goes for the Yankees, too.