Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Fitzgerald has Grease Fettish

You hear that Cardinals receiver Larry Fitzgerald has knocked up a Raiderette and you think, alright, the Raiders cheerleaders are as easy as ever. This is going to be the best story of the year.

And then you find out that it's a 37-year-old former Raiderette who looks like she played the part of Betty Rizzo in the dinner theater production of Grease, resulting in one of the biggest let downs since that alleged lesbian encounter with a pair of Panthers cheerleaders in Tampa. How low are the Cardinals on the trophy girlfriend totem pole? Matt Leinart goes for Amazon, WNBA rejects while Fitzgerald bags an aging Sopranos extra. Even the LA Avengers pull better chicks than this.

Fitzgerald is very close with former Cardinals coach Dennis Green, and even took a life lesson from the current Coors pitchman, asking his baby's mama to have an abortion. Remember that, fantasy geeks, when the Kurt Warner Machine ignores Fitzgerald because of that.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

In other news, Steven Jackson tried to knock up Georgia Frontiere

Yiddish Steel said...

I'd add her to my MILF Catalog http://www.azcentral.com/style/valleyscene/articles/050206snapshot-CP.html ofcourse, after she has the kid and gets back in shape.

Diane said...

How did she get to be a Raiderette without the requisite oversized implants?

Al Davis said...

It was the 90s.

Conrad Bain said...

Looks like a drag queen doing an Amy Winehouse act.

Kordell S. said...

I'd tap that.

Jim Duggan said...

Hooooooooooo!

Lion-O, Lord of the Thundercats said...

Thunder...thunder...Thundercats, hooooooooooo!

Santa Claus said...

Ho ho ho and its not even xmas!