Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Holy Cow, Yanks have reason to win now

From Paul O'Neil's dad, to the World Trade Center, to Joe Torre's colon, the Yankees have always found something to rally around.

Hell, these guys were thinking of ways to pay tribute to the Utah miners trapped under the Earth.

But now that they went ahead and offed Phil Rizzuto, baseball fans are going to have to endure a bunch of glowing tributes to their departed broadcaster. Well, at least until the Angels go ahead and eliminate them from the playoffs.

Again.

Not that Seattle is giving up. The Mariners gained a 1/2 game last night, thanks to Richie Sexson's game-winning home run. But one thing Mariners. Now, my team has a Rally Monkey, but having the Mariner Mooose on the field waving a flag is gay.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

gay as in....

My Hero Zero said...

The only surprise here is that the Scooter didn't die in a "suspicious" plane wreck.

That said, as an M's fan, I'm considering murdering Jay Buhner if it'll keep them in the hunt.

Oh, wait...shit...he played for teh Yankees too!

Anonymous said...

Why is it I look here first when somebody dies just to see the fucked up shit you come up with?

WCT said...

don't you usually let lil hater handle posts like this one?

Anonymous said...

MARINER MOOSE WILL RUN OVER YOUR SO-CALLED RALLY MONKEY ON HIS ATV. I KNOW YOU GAYLO FANS ARE TREMBLING. THE M'S ARE COMING. JUST LIKE '95. THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BEING, THAT YOU GAYLOS AREN'T 12 GAMES UP THIS TIME....
FUCK THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS OF ANAHEIM.