Chris Benoit doesn't enjoy many good days in hell, what with the sulfur freely flowing out of his ears and what not. But today had to be a somewhat pleasant day for Benoit as Mike Vick was indicted for the alleged pitbull ring running out of his house. Now, the story of Benoit feeding his kid Flinestone's Xanax before killing him is taking a back burner to the news that Vick tortured dogs that weren't up to snuff.
(And if you are squeamish, don't read on.)
The indictment alleges that approximately eight dogs were put to death by hanging, drowning, and/or slamming at least one dog's body to the ground.
That seems kind of harsh, but maybe that is the kind of incentive that Falcons coach Bobby Petrino could lay down to Vick for this season. (Provided that he plays.) The coach should set a goal that if Vick doesn't lead the Falcons to the Super Bowl, he will be drowned in a team whirlpool.
And if that happens, Benoit can welcome Vick to hell, thank him for giving him at least one day of peace and get him involved in some of the Devil's dog-fighting. Though Vick should be careful because if Benoit is going to shoot up his kid with roids and Xanax, what do you think he's giving the dog?