Monday, July 23, 2007

Super Bowl Buzz Kill

What was the only website to nail 31 of its 32 preseason NFL predictions last year? The Hater Nation.

THN called the Bears losing in Super Bowl 41. And the Saints losing to the Bears or the Patriots losing to the Colts. In fact, THN correctly predicted the demise of 31 NFL franchises, the lone exception being the Colts. And really, the Colts played poorly enough during the Super Bowl to lose, so don’t fault us.

That is why the Super Bowl Buzz Kill was created. Picking the actual Super Bowl winners is so 1998. So we’ll let Peter King embarrass himself with a ridiculous Super Bowl pick. THN will instead pick against all 32 teams.

And hey, who can argue with 31 of 32?

The SBBK starts tomorrow! Find out why your team won't win the Super Bowl.


JoJo said...

It's about god damn time.

But is THN so reduced in material that you have to announce a series of your columns with a column?

Yeah, you're right. Nothing on THN can be referred to as a "column."

But hey, you better start the Super Bowl Buzz Kill with something good. Ever since you lost your main writer *cough**ahem*wow* this long strange trip just ain't the same.

NFL Adam said...

I had to introduce the series for new readers. Sheesh. You act like you are charged by the post.

Bud Grant said...

Bud Grant doesn't use pickup lines. He simply says, "Now."

Fletch said...
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Fletch said...

You act like you are charged by the post.

Stop stealing Simmons' material. He'll get pissed and send Hench after you.

Anonymous said...

Is it even possible to steal Simmons already stolen goods?

NFL Adam said...

That was Sports Dork-esque. Tough morning. But I nailed that Lohan deal.