Thursday, July 12, 2007

Floppy Hats Are Gay

At least the Catholic Church believes so. The Church was upset that the San Diego Padres were giving away floppy hats to kids on the same day as “Pride Day” at PetCo Park.

Richard Thompson, president and chief counsel of the Thomas More Law Center commented, “In my opinion, this confluence of events is not a mistake. The Padres are playing the part of the Pied Pieper leading unsuspecting children into accepting the homosexual lifestyle as normal. Children should not be subjected to the ‘in-your-face’ antics of these radical groups. The Thomas More Law Center wants unsuspecting parents that hope to get their children a free hat and maybe allow their children to run the bases at PETCO to know that they are also walking into a modern day scene of Sodom and Gomorrah.”


As opposed to sending unsuspecting kids to catechism in order to accept the Catholic lifestyle as normal. Seriously, the molesting priest angle is way too easy here. So easy, in fact, that you would think that Mr. Thompson should have had his irony meter ringing off the hook.

Besides, does Thompson believe that any self-respecting gay would actually wear a floppy hat? He obviously doesn’t have a very queer eye. If Thompson wants to take up a cause, how about getting the Rainbow back? Lord knows that (female dog) Rainbow Bright has turned quite a few young girls gay.

Hat Tip: SMOG

22 comments:

insomniac said...

Oh sure...you could have posted a pic of two hot chicks making out. But noooo...you had to take the high road.

I say fuck the high road. And fuck lesbians too. Fuck 'em w/ a double-sided dildo, and videotape it for posterity (or prosperity.)

Ok, I really should get some sleep.

DAWUSS said...

THN is back ripping on the anti-homosexuals again. And of course this is going to lead to nothing more than Tony Dungy coming in here and condemning us all to hell...

James Dungy said...

I love floppy hats.

yiddish steel said...

Floppy Hats, Rainbow Bright, and The Care Bears. That's fukkin' gay!

Charles Nelson Riley said...

I LOVE floppy balls. I mean hats.

Kenny Chesney said...

I love that hat!

Tony Dungy said...

When trouble comes, He is a strong refuge. And He knows everyone who trusts in Him. But He sweeps away His enemies in an overwhelming flood. He pursues His foes into the darkness of large, floppy hats.

Carson Kressley said...

Black is so not your color, sweetheart.

Anonymous said...

BET YOU BIP ROBERTS' TURD WEARS A BIG FLOPPY HAT TO COVER HIS NASTY LIVER SPOTS...

DAWUSS said...

Welcome back, Cappy

Michael Strahan said...

My wife bought me a floppy hat. It's FABULOUS, just like me.

Conrad Bain said...

Didn't Chris Benoit have a thing for floppy hats?

Chris Benoit said...

I'd kill myself and faimly before I'd wear a floppy hat.

Diane said...

A visit to Mr. Thompson's website will confirm that irony is not in his repertoire

Rod Argent said...

Richard Thompson? Didn't he play with Fairport Convention?

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

Yeah Chris Benoit had a thing for floppy hats, they are called pillows.

NFL Adam said...

Dude, that wasn't cool.

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

Don'y get soft on me now.

Conrad Bain said...

What he said, NFL Sally.

Chris Benoit said...

NFL Alice needs an attitude adjustment. Somebody hand me a bottle of wine and a pillow.

Tommy Tuck Rule said...

Here Benoit, have your intercontinental championship belt, you cna use it on top of the pillow. You know, for leverage.

Conrad Bain said...

It's a pillow party at NFL Amy's house.