Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Fathers of the Year

Matt Leinart was called out this week by the mother of his child for being an absentee father. What a shock, a pro athlete ignoring his kid. But maybe Matt should ask Tony Dungy what happens when you ignore your kid because of football. Making matters worse, Brynn is now seeking $30K in child support according to TMZ.com.

Now a lot of people think that Leinart should not pay it. But actually he should. That $30K keeps Brynn out of the WNBA, which really is such a small price to pay. In fact, if more people could knock up these WNBA players, maybe that league will finally go away.

But what about this guy, who locked his son in a room with a bucket so he could go watch his beloved Packers at the local casino. This guy makes Leinart look like a good father. Hell, he makes Chris Benoit look like a good father.

8 comments:

insomniac said...

Innovative plan, but unfortunately it's doomed to failure, because it requires a guy to get an erection when presented with a naked WNBA player. I just don't know how many dudes you can find with a horse fetish...

Tony Dungy said...

I did not ignore my kid because of football. I ignored my kid to become a highly respected author and motivational speaker.

Jimmy Kimmel said...

Thief

McLean Stevenson said...

No kidding. I did that Benoit joke two weeks ago. Where's my credit?

Elton John said...

If the two guys on the right in that photo are any indication of the company Leinart likes to keep, I think that says everything about his problems "settling down." There's an odd man out in that picture: the girl.

NFL Adam said...

I happened to grab a goofy photo from the net, but just not realized that the broad in the picture is Lindsey Soto from Fox Sports Net. Looks like Mr. Leinart likes to keep company of the local TV ladies, much like the mayor.

Richard Simmons said...

If you take the woman out of that photo, it looks like a cellphone pic of the audience from a Cher concert.

The Last and Ten said...

Yeah, quit stealing our gagas