Tuesday, June 19, 2007

THN's Notes on a Coaster

Mea Maxima Culpa: Chone Figgins. He can play a little bit, recording six hits in Monday night’s improbable comeback. Still, Adam Dunn would make an attractive DH, seeing that the Angels scored only 10 runs after getting 19 hits. But hey, free Hooters!…

The only drawback of the comeback is the impending Rally Monkey jokes coming from bad columnists in the Orange County Register

Fullerton could have used a few of those hits as they were eliminated on Monday afternoon, rendering college baseball lame once again…

Is anybody proud of Kobe Bryant for keeping with his “trade me” mantra for more than 24 hours now? This is the longest commitment he has made in weeks…

Friends of Eva Longoria are worried about Tony Parker as they told the New York Post on Monday: "He is just not gracious," one of them said. "He puts himself ahead of her. He always orders at restaurants before her and is rude to waiters. We just don't have a good feeling about him." These obviously aren’t good friends if they don’t realize that Parker is French…

Heather Mitts and A.J. Feely have called it quits leading many to ask, who the hell are Heather Mitts and A.J. Feeley?

6 comments:

Sun Devil said...

Fuck you, Adam. Don't jinx us again.

Sun Devil said...

wow. I should put a breathalyzer on my computer

DAWUSS said...

THN is behind the ball once again, considering Terry Hoeppner is news that's worth mentioning.

WCT said...

Man, is it "the week ender" already? This week just FLEW by.

Conrad Bain said...

Unzip the bag, Mary-Kate, and let's see what's inside...

NFL Adam said...

It's not the Weak Ender because of the ... instead of the dots. That's subtle, right?

Sorry Sun, you boys choked again.