"Man, this whole Paris Hilton thing is bull (excrement). What the hell did Paris Hilton ever do to get this kind of press? I killed a (female dog). And her (fornicating) lover. Now that was newsworthy mother (rhymes with sucker). And I am sick and (deity) damn tired of mother (reproducers) comparing this (poop) to what I did. I went out and slash some (witch). What the hell did Paris do, drive drunk? That's nothing. Me and my (African-American) A.C. tore up the 405 and I didn't even go to (freaking) jail! That's right, I didn't go to jail, (female dogs)!"
Word, Juice, word.