Wednesday, May 02, 2007

That Didn't Take Long

"He reminds me of me."
--Keyshawn Johnson on Dwayne Jarrett.

The Panthers felt so, too. Seeing that it took only three days for the Panthers to finally make good on our wish to have Jarrett beat out Key for the starting job. Jarrett not only beat out Johnson for the gig, he might have pushed him out of the league. Unless there is a sudden run on aging, possession receivers with big mouths and diminished skills. If it keeps Key out of the broadcast booth, then hopefully he will be picked up by another team. One dream would be for the Patriots to take a stab at Johnson to pair him with Randy Moss. Or maybe Philadelphia would be a great option to finally get rid of the rest of Donovan McNabb's hair.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Needs more Bish

Kordell said...

He reminds me of me. Except for all the pussy I pull.

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

keyshawn would be a perfect raider.

Blonde said...

Philly needs to unload McNabb. Period.

Fletch said...

Blonde, have you met BSMB yet? You two ought to hit it off...