Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Proof That God Loves You



This isn’t about celebrating the misfortune of the Celtics once again. Nor is it a chance to rejoice in the fact that Greg Oden and Kevin Durant will live long enough to showcase their talents in the NBA. This is about celebrating David Stern, who went out of his way to fix the NBA Draft Lottery, as he ensured that three teams who tanked for position, Memphis, Boston, and Milwaukee were all left without a franchise super star next year. You can have your rigging of the Knicks/Patrick Ewing or Spurs/Tim Duncan. This was the crown jewel, and a valuable lesson to those who want to screw with the integrity of NBA basketball.

Wait, nah, this is about making fun of the Celtics and celebrated fan, the Sports Dork Bill Simpson. The Celtics are doomed once again, proving that God’s love is indeed wonderful. If for nothing else, but that idiot Cellbitch fan spent all of that money on a Oden jersey which he can hang in his closet next to that Len Bias jersey.

4 comments:

insomniac said...

Stern also exacted a lil' vengeance upon the Suns. Phoenix kept bitching and moaning about how Stern robbed them in the playoffs and just wouldn't let it go; so Stern responded by making certain the Atlanta Hawks would retain their first round pick in this deep draft. (Phoenix would have had Atlanta's pick from the Joe Johnson deal, but it was top 3 protected.)

insomniac said...

oh...this is also proof that God isn't Catholic. Not only did the Celtics not get a top 2 pick, but the Minnesota Timberwolves gave Randy Foye some Holy Water to bring with him to the lottery.

They do know that David Stern is a member of the International Jewish Sports Hall of Fame, right?

BostonSucksMyBlog said...

good post. He also stuck Oden and Durant in the same division, with 2 teams that need a jump. That'll be a good rivalry. F Boston. Go Stern. I love how there was barely a mention of anything about the lottery other than the Cs getting the 5th pick. If you didnt watch the lottery, you wouldnt know that Portland got 1, and that Memphis fell to 4. It was ALL ABOUT BOSTON!!! Hahaha, suck on that losers.

Michael said...

Don't you ever EVER EEEEEEEVER use the word integrity with the NBA again!