Monday, May 28, 2007

A Hater Nation Mourns



Dumb Donald was so dumb. (How dumb was he?) Dumb Donald was so dumb, he didn't realize that Charles Nelson Reilly was dead because his (blank) was always stiff.

It is with great regret that The Hater Nation must announce that Charles Nelson Reilly has passed away. Hang tough, friends. He has now moved on to that great big Match Game in the sky.

13 comments:

McLean Stevenson said...

I said "Penis," Gene.

Nipsey Russell said...

I said "Penis," too, Gene.

WCT said...

"I said DICK, Gene"

-Richard Dawson

Brett Somers said...

Well, being that I've sat beside him for years and could basically look up his short shorts every time I looked to my left, I can from experience say that it was his "PECKER," Gene.

Kitty Carlisle said...

His "Dick" was always stiff, Gene.

Tony Dungy said...

I don't wish to downgrade anyone, Gene, but I said "Abominable, non-propagating, sodomy apparatus."

Sun Devil said...

CSF looks like it's in trouble with it's bracket. USD is overrated, but Long Beach State and UCLA are too tough for the Titans. Your fellow alum Kevin will be disappointed. Don't worry though, ASU will carry the torch for the southwest and win it all.

Gene Rayburn said...

Why isn't Sun Devil playing along with the rest of the class?

McLean Stevenson said...

Sun Devil is like a fart in a car. This post is to honor Chuck, and not to talk about college baseball.

NFL Adam said...

We are going to have to go to the judges here.

James Dungy said...

he was a hero of mine.

Fletch said...

I said "Johnson," Gene.

- Betty White

Greybush said...

I'll never forget his memorable interview on Inside the Actor's Studio.

Wait, it was a SNL skit? Dammit, duped again!