If Virginia Tech goes to the BCS National Championship Game, I'll be sure to do the play-by-play and I'll include a heartwearming story about how Virginia Tech rose from this tragedy to make it to a BCS National Championship.
Matthew McConaghey has already been cast as the Virginia Tech coach in the touching and uplifting movie - coming to a theater near you Memorial Day weekend
Don't get mad at me because you thought of the same thing! If people are really having trouble with this joke, just pretend the victims were wearing army fatigues and standing in Iraq and this will make it much easier to ignore.
The police identified the shooter as Long Duck Dong, of Shermer, Ill. Witnesses claim that they heard the assailant running through the halls, popping caps, screaming, “No more yanky, my wanky, the Donger Needs Food!”
> If people are really having trouble with this joke, just pretend the victims were wearing army fatigues and standing in Iraq and this will make it much easier to ignore.
How many of you, when hearing about the Virginia Tech shooting, immediately asked the question, "Where was Marcus Vick?" 
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I would expect nothing less of you. That's why we come to this site, you evil bastard.
Even I am offended by that.
Lord forgive me, I'll laugh as you tumble into Hell.
I asked myself that question as soon as the news reported it was most likely "someone connected to the University" and "someone who had failed."
Plus we know the gun reputation.
But THN, you are indeed sick fucks is you made jokes about this tragedy as quickly as I did.
Hi I'm Don Imus, those Va. Tech students are some nappy headed hos. That shooter was apparently Asian, the little chink.
THN, making fun of the wrong things since a couple of years ago.
I'll be honest, that was the first thought that went through my head. But then I scolded myself for such humor in my next thought.
This has nothing to do with the Angels
Keep me out of this.
Please don't kick me out for laughing.
If Virginia Tech goes to the BCS National Championship Game, I'll be sure to do the play-by-play and I'll include a heartwearming story about how Virginia Tech rose from this tragedy to make it to a BCS National Championship.
Matthew McConaghey has already been cast as the Virginia Tech coach in the touching and uplifting movie - coming to a theater near you Memorial Day weekend
Matt McConaughey is too skinny and too young to be Frank Beamer
You know what? The first thing i said was, "were is Marcus Vick?" Then Carlos Mencia...err NFL Adam stole my joke. F'n Hack!
2 words, WOW!
Don't get mad at me because you thought of the same thing! If people are really having trouble with this joke, just pretend the victims were wearing army fatigues and standing in Iraq and this will make it much easier to ignore.
The police identified the shooter as Long Duck Dong, of Shermer, Ill. Witnesses claim that they heard the assailant running through the halls, popping caps, screaming, “No more yanky, my wanky, the Donger Needs Food!”
holy shit! i thought it was Donnie Moore wreaking havoc from the dead because the angels got swept by boston.
his nemesis...
HOW COME THERE IS NO POST ABOUT THE ANGELS GETTING HANDLED IN BOSTON??
Yikes.
I guess the high road was flooded yesterday.
But yes, it crossed my mind. How could it not?
TERRIBLE POST ASSHOLE. MY BROTHER ALMOST WENT TO VIRGINIA TECH111
> If people are really having trouble with this joke, just pretend the victims were wearing army fatigues and standing in Iraq and this will make it much easier to ignore.
NFL Adam is my new hero. Fucking A.
You got balls kid, I love it. Well done.
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